PORN OF THE DEAD (XXX FEATURE) by: Rob Rottin

  As i put in  Porn Of The Dead i have found memories as a late teenager finding such oddities as "Wet Dreams On Elm Street" and "Friday the 13th a xxx paraody" and of course ANYTHING Tinto Brass or Jess Franco put out in their hay days. But sadly as soon as i put this disc in i was welcomed to an obnoxious death metal soundtrack. Now i'll admit here and now i love death metal, but even this shit grated on my last nerve and i haven't even watched a second of film, well fuck me sideways it's gonna be a long day with this one. Let's get into the review shall we.
       Our film starts off simple enough, a woman zombie is shambling down a road SUV drives by and a man with a crowbar jumps out to check on the woman, he puts her in the front seat and drives off. Back at his house he chokes her out and heads off to don bio-hazard gear, when he returns with a axe in hand to chop up the woman he notices shes now gone and nude. Alas our first sex scene as the woman attacks the man and rips his suit off and starts sucking his already hard cock (yea don't ask- if 1 was getting attacked by a naked zombie chick i wouldn't be hard either, gotta love bad porn).
      Now as i stated before there is a death metal soundtrack to this on top of the moaning and groaning as such it kills any eroticism that possible could have been had as you can't single out the soundtrack like on other porn dvds- what a jackass Rob Rottin is for doing that. As for the zombie make up, it's beyond pathetic, i've seen better by high school kids  during Halloween, these women basically just have a thick layer of blackish dirt to them, making them look more scrubby than true zombies.

       The sex is sub par by porn standards these days and the acting is so horrible i wanted to fucking kill myself. Rob Rottin really had an original idea, i'll give him that much. But he fucked up on so many levels it's not even funny, the only true gore are a dime a dozen cock being bit off shots, and chicks fucking zombie cock. This movie is purely for the diehard (pardon the pun) zombie fans that must own all things zombie related. if your not into zombies or your not into being bothered by a fucking obnoxious death metal soundtrack, then by all means check this out otherwise stay clear of it like it was the plague!   **stars (purely for it's unique concept only!)