Thursday, May 31, 2012

Philosophy Of A Knife- 2008

      Well my demented minions i know it's been ages since my last review and what better film to start my new ummm "Philosophy" off with than  truly the sickest movie you'll ever see! So go and grab your munchies, make sure you head to the bathroom as this is an 4 1/2 hour long film and while your in the bathroom grab a bucket- YOUR GOING TO NEED IT! Lets begin our review of the True story behind the Imperial Japanese Unit 731 and they're atrocious experiments on helpless victims.   This is Philosophy Of A Knife.   AS the film starts out you get a little back story to why Japan was so interested in being and near a U.S.S.R. occupied town. Also you learn that the Russians, Germans and Americans were further ahead in the chemical and biological warfare game and thus Japan lacked any true knockout punch of there enemies.
      This film as i've stated is only holy hell of a long movie, most of you will either be bored to death by it or have to watch it in two sittings.  But for those lucky (and brave few) that stick around the full 4 plus hours, you'll be rewarded with top notch gore that bends  reality.  Now i don't want to get into many gruesome details, but trust me folks, you of the weak stomach should probably avoid this film at all costs! I do want to bring up one interesting point, this film is missing two full reels of footage because during the post production process the Russian government broke into the offices and confiscated all materials and only gave back a select few reels of film.  My question has always been, what the hell was on those reels of film that the Russian Government didn't want the general public seeing?!
     Towards the end of the film, i can say as the producers have confirmed through various sources that the autopsy scene is real, it was a child that died and the parents allowed them to use him in the film- can you say sick much?  I mean this film is full of human brutality and uncaring its frightening, not because it could happen, but because IT DID HAPPEN! I love this film for one main reason, the director never shy ed anyway from the truth in his story telling. Now as far as the "real pictures" being shown through the film, i have no idea if there real or not, they look aged and if they are indeed true artifacts from that terrible time period it's a stark reminder of what human beings can do to each other without fore thought.
        I seriously want every single one of you that reads this review to watch the film, as it's nasty, cruel, brutal but all real...   If i had to pick a so-called favorite scene, it would have to be the cockroach in the vagina that "finds it way out"- ummm, yea that was fucking twisted even for me..     Alright my minions GET WATCHING! 

Sunday, May 27, 2012

I am currently working on an epic 4 1/2 hour movie film review..

This review shall be posted hopefully this week as i work around my writing schedule, but i do promise to post it soon along with the controversial trailer..   **please keep your eyes out for my review**  -thanks, Chris