Sunday, March 23, 2014

GRUB GIRL (A XXX film)- *Based on Edward Lee's short story.

      I about shit myself when i found this title floating around a underground website i frequent. I've been a Edward Lee Fan since i got my dirty mitts on his terrific Infernal Angel novel. So obviously being the diehard fan that I am, i've seeked out as many of his books as i possibly can, and i'm proud to say my collection has grown to over twenty novels, novellas, and short stories. With that all being said, i was deeply disappointed by his movie adaptation of "Header", it was beyond fucking lame and extremely tame compared to the source material.
     So as i clicked play on Grub Girl i wasn't expecting much, but to my surprise they kept pretty damn close to the short story. In fact, when it comes to a man given the honor of being called the originator of the splatterpunk movement i was thrilled to see they did it justice. Now, how the fuck do you make a movie (even if its a porn) that clocks around hour and twenty minutes when the source material was only a twenty page short story (when, in this case its prolong the sex scenes, mix some so/so gore in there, add the dialog from the story and hit repeat).
   What i found fascinating, perhaps a little creepy as hell as well; is the first sex scene with the Grub Girl, shes been infected with a chem trail from a secret military aircraft and like many others that where in the unfortunate area of the planes course they either died immediately or came back as Grubs. Now for the first sex scene. Two military doctors are in a really poorly thought out set (christ i could have done better in my basement), but its a frigging porno, so i'll give them a pass on this one. The head doctor has the hots for our poor dead Grub Girl and starts to basically rape her, thats where i have to stop for a second- i don't fucking condone any prick that does that.. Now, I can't believe for the life of me how the hell the actress could literally just lay they and let the two men have their way with her as she keeps her eyes shut, but alas she wakes up after the money shot (i wish i was making this shit up) and complains to the guy that he was the worst fuck ever and proceeds to bite his cock off.   This leaves us with moron number two, who proceeds to make the same mistake as the guy before, i guess it really was killer pussy...
  The movie ends just it does in the short story, and overall for first being a porn and second being based on a rather twisted concept (a dead hooker has a better pussy than a living one) it was a interesting film. The sex was decent, the gore was better than most of the horror/porn mix-ups i've watched and the dialog although painful at times gets good marks because it stayed true to the short story. So i'd strongly reccomed this oddity with a strong B+ rating

--get those tissues ready you pervs!

http://wipfilms.net/splatter-and-gore/grubgirl/